I'm too cheap to buy an Elf on the Shelf.
But I know it is a new tradition in this world and who am I if I don't follow the world?
I made my own and named him Jolly.
Santa sent a letter in the mail and the next day Jolly showed up.
Polly said, "Hey I saw you making that!" (oops)
Macy said, "I bet the real Jolly is at the North Pole and he sent the doll down with a camera."
This girl knows Santa, North Poles, and elves on the shelves aren't real, yet she continues to pretend with conviction. It's confusing.