Polly's had a few funny ones lately.
She climbed in my bed one morning. As I was tickling her arms and legs, particularly the back of her knees when she shouted her discovery:
"MOM! I know!!! We all have armpits AND leg-pits"
This morning as we were brushing teeth and I wiped her nose for the up-teenth time in 3 weeks. I said (not knowing she would have such a strong reaction)Polly, I hope your nose stops running sometime soon or we might have to go to the Doctor. She started crying hysterically (as though the Dr. meant toddler torture and/or certain death) and at the same time saying:
"I don't even WANT a nose! I don't want it, and I don't like it even at all!"
As though eliminating the nose entirely would solve all her problems. I find it to be a cute nose.
P.S. Have you tried Rollip? Super fun.