My belly is getting big.
I mean B.I.G.
Ask my girls.
They are honest.
It is hard to bend over for more than 1 second.
I've resolved to see how much I can pick up
by kicking things around the house.
The only thing I have found it
to be effective for is laundry.
I can kick it with accuracy into the laundry basket.
It doesn't work with much else.
A lady asked me when
my baby was due last night.
I told her May.
Then she asked me how many babies?
She didn't even come out and ask if it was twins.
She left it open ended in case there were more.
She was about 80.
I'm telling myself she was way out of touch.
I'm starting to wonder what
he is going to look like.
Will he look like them?
Can you tell who is who?
Or is it whom is whom?