Tuesday, March 9, 2010

What if...

(Polly with her treasures lined up for bed)

Polly is always talking about "What If" lately.
What if we were all eyeballs and nothing else?
What if our house was made of cats?
What if you were my size and
I was your size and I was in your belly?

WARNING! Potty humor coming.
If you don't like it, don't read it.
It's kind of gross.
Yesterday I heard Polly say,
"Mom, come wipe me
because I went poop AND pee."
(wiping)
"It's kind of like
bread with honey, huh mom?"
She did not appreciate
my outburst of laughter.
I couldn't help it.
Then I laughed out loud again
in bed at 6:00 this morning.

What if I didn't document this?

6 comments:

Andrae said...

oh my, what if Mark and I can't stop laughing from this post?

AdAmy said...

Too, too FUNNY!
I wish I felt like laughing that early in the morning. I've always been jealous of early risers, but most of all their chipper moods upon waking. I guess that comment deserves an early laugh though.

Hayley said...

I love this post.

Hilarious.

Emma said...

Hilarious!

By the way, love those flower sheets!

Brittney said...

i'll never eat a honey samwich again. ever.

p.s. nemo is alive and well.

Nells-Bells said...

hahahaha! heeheehee! hohohoho! wow. too funny and i'm with brittney...never going to be able to look at bread and honey the same, ever again.